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On the bright side, my leg now has a mischievous smile.

On the bright side, my leg now has a mischievous smile.

Oh great and apparently going to the hospital now. This is the second time in 2 months I am not happy.

I just had one of the more graceful moments of my life. Was frying tofu and my hair-trigger fire alarm went off. The sudden noise scared me and I jerked my hand back…the hand holding the handle of the pan. Naturally, all the hot oil sloshed over the side onto my foot and thigh and—in pain—I threw the pan on the ground and proceeded to slip in the oil and fall right on my ass. Of course the alarm is still going off, so I grabbed my rug off the floor, slipped around till I was back on my feet, and waved it frantically in front of the alarm till it stopped sounding.

And this was the moment when I realized my life is a sitcom.

sosuperawesome:

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Yessss. I’m trying out colors before I commit.

Got a new wig in the mail so obviously I had to do a photoshoot for one

Got a new wig in the mail so obviously I had to do a photoshoot for one

catandkitty:

do you know why feminism has a horrible image?

i’ll let you in on a secret here, it’s because people hate women

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Let me sit this cat on you, show you how I feel.

mtvstyle:

want this moment burned on my eyelids

mtvstyle:

want this moment burned on my eyelids

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thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD 

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